be a vacuum, be a car, be a slide guitar, be the creak of a door, be the buzz of a phone, be the whirr of a drone, be the grrr of a bear, be a missile, be a gun, be a whole weatherbomb, be the sea, be a wave, be a gale force wind, be a light breeze, be a bee, be a blender, be the crunch of a fender in a shitty rear-ender…

Behold BowWowWowWow!

Leaky Heaven’s first

Non-Human Sound Lip-Sync Competition!

$500 Cash Prize

October 19, 2023 at The Russian Hall

Doors at 7:30 – Show at 8

Tickets $15 Advanced / $20 At the Door

Proceeds go to Leaky Heaven/RayCam Community Centre collaboration Slip, Slap, Trip, Whack

Hosted by Santi and Marita

With performances by Andrew Laurenson, Billy Marchenski, Lara Abadir, Josh Hite, Peter Anderson, Nancy Tam, June Fukumura, Anthony Lee, Howard Dai, Avery Chapman, Ryan Tacata, Brynne Harper, Zoe Braithwaite, Keely O’Brien, and you!

A panel of expert judges will pick a winner based on difficulty of track, novelty of concept, and overall performance, and award the title of Best Non-Human Lip-Syncer of the World 2023!

Come move your lips silently in synchronization with a pre-recorded soundtrack that is of non-human origin. That means mechanical, technological, climatological, virological, cosmological, botanical, zoological, geological, oceanographical, etc. The world is really your oyster, so go big!

*no songs permitted, no human voice, any other sound okay! maximum 2 minute

Questions, concerns, or to register to perform, visit our registration page or email us at leakyheaven@gmail.com.

be fusion, be fission, be a coke bottle rocket, be a chicken on the block, be a pig in a poke, be a frog in a pot, be a pot on the stove, be a stove in a fire, be a fire in your pants, be your pants in the wash, be the wash on the line, be a line in the sand, be the sand in the storm, be the storm on the sea, be the sea on the shore, be the shore washed away, be a pigeon, be a duck, be the chirp of a cricket in a lonely parking lot, be the bark of your dog, be the purr of your car, be a dark abattoir, be a floor with a squeak, be a pipe with a leak, be the crunch of the snow, be the scrape of a rake, be the mow of a lawn, be the moo of a cow, be the hum of the grid, be a fork on the glass, be a knife on the bottle, be a spoon in the lard, be the Kentucky derby, be the grand prix, be an orca, be an orchid, be a record with a skip, be the rattle of chains, be the crack of a whip, be the whip of the cream, be the screech of a tire, be the roar of the fire, be the tick of a clock, be the click of a lock, be the scrape of a chair, be the burp of a swamp, be the bump in the night, be wings taking flight, be the northern lights, be an oil refinery, be a truck factory, be one single piston, be two turtle doves, be three French hens, be four French horns, be an off key orchestra, be a chemical formula, be an amoeba, be a flag flapping, be a goat napping, be a weed whacker, be a kettle, be a drum, be a ball of fun!